34 Creative Answers to “Why are You Still Single?”

Start with “It’s none of your business” or “Because I choose to be,” then try these!

Pictured: A woman happily alone, which people find hard to believe. (Photo by Priscilla Du Preez)
  1. I keep getting lost in the universe’s algorithm.
  2. I refuse to settle for anything less than a celebrity relationship.
  3. I’ve watched enough true-crime shows to know it’s safer to sit at home…



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Sara K. Runnels

Sara K. Runnels

Copywriter by day. Humor writer by night. Exhausted by afternoon. @omgskr / sararunnels.com