A Sexual Glossary of Workplace Buzzwords
Drill down, hard stop, organic growth, strategic fit…
2 min readSep 23, 2021
Meetings with your boss will never be the same.
“Action Item”
A super-hot situation, desire or thirst that must be addressed immediately — with or without another person.
“All-Hands Meeting”
Orgy.
“Bandwidth”
The energy or mental capacity required to get that booty.
“Best Practice”
Safe sex.
“Big Data”
The number of partners you’ve had; the amount of porn deleted from your browser history.
“Bottom Line”
Butt stuff.
“Buzz”
The sound your vibrator makes after a disappointing romp.
“Circle Back”
To follow up (and down and up and down and…)
“Disruptive”
When your humping wakes the neighbors.
“Drill Down”
To ignore high-level sex positions and get back to the foundation of lovemaking; missionary.
