A Sexual Glossary of Workplace Buzzwords
Meetings with your boss will never be the same.
A super-hot situation, desire or thirst that must be addressed immediately — with or without another person.
The energy or mental capacity required to get that booty.
The number of partners you’ve had; the amount of porn deleted from your browser history.
The sound your vibrator makes after a disappointing romp.
To follow up (and down and up and down and…)
When your humping wakes the neighbors.
To ignore high-level sex positions and get back to the foundation of lovemaking; missionary.
To discreetly leave a one-night stand’s apartment without an awkward interaction.
“Get the Ball Rolling”
When you last 41 minutes after 69.
A significantly less funny term for blue balls.
“Low Hanging Fruit”
Something you should never call your partner’s genitals.
When you have to tell a small penis what to do.
“Noodle On It”
A task no one should ask you to do in any context, unless pasta is involved.