A Sexual Glossary of Workplace Buzzwords

Drill down, hard stop, organic growth, strategic fit…

You heard the sign. (Photo by Jordan Whitfield on Unsplash)

Meetings with your boss will never be the same.

“Action Item”

A super-hot situation, desire or thirst that must be addressed immediately — with or without another person.

“All-Hands Meeting”

Orgy.

“Bandwidth”

The energy or mental capacity required to get that booty.

“Best Practice”

Safe sex.

“Big Data”

The number of partners you’ve had; the amount of porn deleted from your browser history.

“Bottom Line”

Butt stuff.

“Buzz”

The sound your vibrator makes after a disappointing romp.

“Circle Back”

To follow up (and down and up and down and…)

“Disruptive”

When your humping wakes the neighbors.

“Drill Down”

To ignore high-level sex positions and get back to the foundation of lovemaking; missionary.