He Gives Me Butterflies
Let’s talk about ‘sects, baby.
2 min readJul 20, 2020
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When he makes me feel loved:
He gives me butterflies.
When he doesn’t quite yet give me butterflies:
He gives me caterpillars.
When he’s trying to get in my pants:
He gives me ants.
When he just outright sucks:
He gives me mosquitos.
When he’s in the doghouse:
He gives me fleas.
When he’s bugging me in general:
He gives me flies.
When he likes something I put on the web:
He gives me spiders.
When he’s jumping to conclusions:
He gives me grasshoppers.
When he’s got morning wood:
He gives me termites.
When he makes me scratch my head:
He gives me lice.
When I’m buzzed and he sends a sweet text:
He gives me honey bees.
When I’m buzzed and messaging him on a dating app:
He gives me Bumble bees.
When he’s giving me butterflies, but I feel kind of weird about it:
He gives me moths.
When he upsets me in a way that makes me speak to the lord:
He gives me praying mantises.
When I’m getting played and it stings:
He gives me hornets.
When I get played again because I didn’t learn my lesson:
He gives me murder hornets.
When he mentions his white privilege:
He gives me WASPs.
When he’s ghosting me:
He gives me crickets.
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