Oprah’s Favorite Thongs 2020
The revealing, supplementary list to her Favorite Things.
- The red one
- The black silk one
- The leopard one (made from real leopard)
- The one Stedman gave her on their anniversary, which she framed and hung in Stedman’s room
- The one that says BE FRI (Gayle has the pair that says ST ENDS)
- The one with the Maya Angelou poem
- The monthly ones created to coincide with/match the covers of O Magazine
- The low-cut one she wears while tending to her avocado garden
- The one with “OWN” embroidered on the crack fabric
- The one that has First Black American Female Billionaire written in diamonds
- The super comfy one she wore for a questionable amount of days in a row when, like the rest of us, there was no reason to get out of bed
- The GOOP one Gwyneth gifted her but she still can’t figure out how to use
- The tacky one a fan sent to her that says THE BIG O, which she refuses to wear, but will bust out when she’s had too many cocktails at one of her dinner parties
- The one she wore to her 2013 interview with Beyoncé
- The one she framed and sent to Beyoncé after the 2013 interview (same as above)
- The feathered one she made as a craft project with Martha Stewart
- The ones that appear in a recurring dream where she flings them at a horny studio audience (you get a thong! and you get a thong!)
- The holiday one, which is also an advent calendar
- The one she accidentally wore as a mask
- The one she continues to wear as a mask
- The days-of-the-week ones (which she threw out this year because they no longer sparked joy, but plans to repurchase in 2021)
- The edible ones (only 3 Weight Watchers points!)
