Should I Post That Dating App Profile Picture?

Let me help.

Sara K. Runnels
Sep 20, 2021

I give men a lot of shit for having poorly executed dating profiles, but it is purely out of love. And community service. Guys miss matches all the time because they posted a picture of a car instead of their cute little heads and bodies (and not just headless torsos).

I 1000000% support pics that showcase your hobbies and interests, but in addition to clear, clean, easy-to-acquire shots. I’m positive if you go with the flow (of this chart), you’ll be getting your dick wet in no time. This applies to women, too!

Shorty got flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.

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Sara K. Runnels

Copywriter by day. Humor writer by night. Exhausted by afternoon. @omgskr / sararunnels.com